Tuesday, November 3, 2009

My dilemma

The scenario , a bunch of people with lowered income in a cafeteria well re known for serving cold breakfast. The TV is screaming in the background , with some horrid news repeating itself over and over again .

B : Did you know the world is going to end in 2012?

ME : Hmmmm , really ? How does it end ?

R: Not quite sure about that , but that's what they say .Well, at least we would not have to come to work !! (A satisfied smile on her face)

B : As long as we all evaporate , I think I am okay .I mean no body is going to miss us if we all die right ?

ME: Are you absolutely certain about this ???

Now if you were living in blissfully happy oblivion , like I was , read this :)

Doomsday

I wonder , why they make prophecies without sound proof , now if it was absolutely certain that the world was going to end , I would be okay , really !! I mean I would take all of my dad's money , go to Europe and ball the next two years away . . . But if the world doesn't end in the stipulated time , I am going to have a very annoyed dad .

And that is my dilemma . One of the voices in my head (lets call it sanity ) says,in a very incredulous voice - "the world is not going to end ,that is rubbish !!!!"
And another very shrill voice ( I am going to call her boolahoowoo ), says ,"But what if it does ? and what if I never get to live the European dream , lets borrow from the mafia and buy a palace in Venice , an orchard in Switz , a shopping mall in Paris and a mountain in the Himalayas . . ."

Help me out here , will ya ?? Please !! . . .

7 comments:

blunt edges said...

listen 2 boolahoowoo...she sounds my type ;)

man in painting said...

world ends when we stop thinking..:)
but if the continue the way the think..well..it may end befor 2012.
nice recording of thought..
cheers

Chiranjib said...

wow, girl... that was funny!! :D
The world would not end in 2012, take my word for it! :D

lol

CM-Chap said...

Ha Ha... May be the world will end (For you alone)even before 2012 if you think so hard :)

I wish all the best to your Dad..to save all the money from you. I know your ability to compromise people :)

buckingfastard said...

jst 2 more yrs..and so much to do....wow!! i luv havin deadlines!!

lets hav fun and burn money...at least dis way i will make sure my dad's world do end in 2012 one way or oder!!

Preethi said...

I think the first voice in your head is Daddy's. You are never going to get your hands on his money.. dont you even know him?

gs batty said...

if I knew for sure the world would end tonight I would finish my daily "Honey Do's" so my wife wouldn't be pissed at me in the next world. As of right now I am putting them off until tomorrow.